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A 20 year old Chinese girl from Zhuhai in Guangdong province became partially deaf after a passionate kiss from her boyfriend. The girl was admitted to a hospital with complete loss of hearing in her left ear. The doctor who treated the girl explained his diagnosis. "The kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear." The doctor expects that she will regain full hearing in about two months. What the poor girl did not know was that maybe her boyfriend had seen the 1993 movie Coneheads and was attempting a VACUUM KISS.
The deafening kiss started a series of warning articles in the local Chinese media about the dangers of excessive kissing. "While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution," wrote the China Daily, and the Shanghai Daily wrote: "A strong kiss may cause an imbalance in the air pressure between two inner ears and lead to a broken ear drum." What they have not written about is that the kiss was probably a Vacuum job.
The Vacuum kiss is an aggressive type of kiss that involves sucking the air out of your partner's mouth. The greatest thrill when doing this kiss is the feeling of breathlessness it produces. A vacuum kiss occurs when you suck the air out of your partner's mouth. The kiss can be done at any time when you're kissing your partner on the lips.
Most often the vacuum kiss happens by accident, but the best kissers always introduce some element of a vacuum kiss into any long make-out session. This can be done by gently sucking some air from your partner's mouth. The 1993 feature film Coneheads brought the Vacuum Kiss to new levels in youth culture when Ronnie, played by Chris Farley, gets a vacuum kiss from his girlfriend Connie Conehead, played by Michelle Burke, who sucks all the air from his lungs.
In one online Christian website The Vacuum Kiss is described as an "aggressive type of kiss, revealing someone who likes to rush their partner into love making rather than let them decide for themselves." Whether you are sucking away in China or French Kissing in the back of your car, if you want to try Vacuum Kissing, be careful about your ears - and remember to take the chewing gum out of your mouth first!
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